Kurama and Hiei meet BANE (the Art Student)
by BANE Huntress (surpassingly enough ^_^)
Pitcher... a large Art student University room, every wall covered with
ether posters and her work, Fire Bomber blaring out the stereo, clothes and
paper littering the floor, hiding the hideous brown carpet the land lord put
down years ago,, the stains of hundreds of other students still visible in it's faded
*well at least the walls aren't white ^_^*
A stunningly beautiful 21 year old girl...
"you... shut it!! I'm an artist" a smug grin "I clam artistic license"
"thank you" another grin.
*Where was I?... Ha!*
An attractive (if your in the right light and stood at the right angle) 21
year old girl sitting at her computer typing away furiously, while her two
guests are sat on her bed...
One is a pretty Ningen called...
"Pretty!!?" a shocked shriek echoes round the room in horror.
One is a HANDSOME Ningen called Kurama... "happy?"
"I'm half youki"
"look ..." a feral snarl, death in grey eyes "do's it matter that much?"
the author asks in a peeved tone "who ever is going to read this is going to
know who you are!"
The red head swallows and squeaks out "hai!"
*Turning back to her computer:* and the other is a Fire Demon called...
another annoying interruption.
"Hay!" a growl "all I get is a Fire Demon?!"
I turn and grin at my second guests, also showing my (not small) fangs
"well I didn't think you would like .. " the all important paws to get my
point across "CUTE!"
The fire Demon turns almost as red as Kurama's hair "Damn Elf" he mutters.
"can I carry on?"
"Hn". Kurama giggles.
The other one is a CUTE, Fire Demon called Hiei. and now I'm going to do a
fanfict about them....
*we leave our Author (typing to her self in her own little world) and move
to her two guests*
"Damn... I hate Elves!" Hiei growls under his breath as not to disturb the
girl at the keyboard. "there too damn romantic for there own... and everyone
Kurama roles his green eyes dramatically then looks at his partner, "I think
Elves have there hearts in the right place.."
"but I like fighting! you know what she's like" he cast a glare to kill at
the blond woman furiously attacking her comp and swearing.
"she's always writing books she intends to have lots of adventures in and they always turn into
Kurama grinned hoping she'd do the same for this latest venture.
"Stupid fox" Hiei sneered.
Kurama sighed "but I think she's an all right author..." he frowned "if she
ever finished one of her stories... and she likes battles and things like that"
he flung some lose red hair over his shoulder and regarded his demon.
Hiei suddenly grinned an usually evil mischievous grin "you know what
she likes doing to her favourites don't you?"
Kurama looked puzzled at the small Kourim "amm?.. ya" he said uncertain of
what Hiei was getting at, and not liking the look on Hiei's face one bit.
"She likes putting them through as much physical and mental torture as she
can" Hiei's red eyes burned with humour.
"So?" Kurama no longer felt happy and wilted on the bed.
"YOU! are her favourite" a snigger "so your going to get it all yet again"
Kurama paled "damn... not again" he muttered, then his face lightened in a
like mischievous smile " but your my lover... she's going to put you through it
as well" he stated happily.
There was silence for a while as green and red eyes looked at one another.
"Damn" they said in perfect unison.
After a while of more silence, only broken by the sound off "Ore no uta o
kike!!" "Angel voice kan-jita no sa" and "Dynamite!!" repeated constantly.
Hiei was glaring his normal, 'I hate all this' at the slime windowsill
if he could some how make it wider just by staring at it, and was failing
As Kurama was looking at a rather large spider plant, that Bane had rescued
from the (so called) back yard, 3 leaves and near death...
"I hate England" Hiei growled at last, giving up on his attempt to scare the
windowsill in to being wider.
"why?" Kurama asked half heatedly as he admired Bane's green fingered
talent and stocked the leaves noting the plant was about to have babies.
"when it comes to Anima and Manga this place has nothing" he sat with his
arms tightly folded in another mood.
Kurama razed one red brow "she seems to be doing all right for her self"
"Hn" Hiei snorted "she hardly even knows any Japans"
"she was never very good with languages, Hiei" *she being the cat's mother
in all this ^_^!!hmm* Kurama sighed, feeling he had to stick up for his new
"All she really knows about US is what she's read from other Fanfict
authors!" Hiei kicked a cup lightly that was on the floor, the coffee it once
contained in it's by-gon past, now lurched at the sides off the cup in an almost
A sharp pungent smell wafted up from it's green depths to kill all nasal
cavities, Hiei wrinkled his nose in disgust. "Damn art students" he weezed.
"So.. I'm sure she'll cope, others have" Kurama continued not at first
noting the small or what Hiei was now edging away from... Then he sniffed.
His wide green eyes sought out the cup as his tear ducts started
leaking... "I think she's taking this green fingered thing a bit too far" he
covered his mouth with his hand trying unsuccessfully to block out the smell.
"worse than your Maki plants, hay, Kurama" Hiei grinned, "only a Ningen
could make some thing so vile with out thinking about it".
"she's also over doing her role as a typical Art student" Kurama pointed
"hmm?... what?" Bane looks over her shoulder at the two.
"Nothing" Kurama said with a disarming smile.
"Hn" Hiei sniffed "stupid Elf"
Bane growled "look... if you don't watch it I'll do something really mean to
you" she then smiled sweetly "I'll make you my favourite"
Kurama was surprised to see the little fire demon turn as white as a the
starburst in his hair "Ha?!..."
"there's a good little kourim" she went back to her keyboard.
"I hate this" Hiei mumbled under his breath, as he tried to look at the
monitor through Bane's very back.
Kurama sat next to his lover and wrapped his long arms around him "piya
piya" he breathed into his ear...
Hiei stiffened "not here, stupid fox!" he groaned "you know she'd only watch"
"excuse me!" came Bane's peeved voice, she didn't turn around "but sick, twisted
and insane I might be... but a voyeur I ant!"
Kurama heard the humour him her voice, she was obviously listening to
everything they said.
"there's a spare room, if you don't mind?" she thumbed over her shoulder at
Hiei was about to jump on to her back in a fight of rage and kill her, but
Kurama court him just in time.
Kurama had seen Bane fight, and he knew Hiei's techniques... and for once he
had no idea of who would win in an all out battle between the two. If it was
fought with words, then Kurama knew they would both loose againced Bane's sharp
and sarcastic tong for surtin... But in the bottom less pit of darkness that is
there Authors imagination for this tail, Bane could quite easily come up with
anything to counteract anything Kurama did, especially when she's an Elf of
power, and if that failed she could always poison him or his plants with her
lethal multitude of bane's... But despite her lanky-ness (the Author takes time
out here to claim Artistic license ^_^) of 6'3 feet tall (this bit is true >_<)
surpassingly fast and agile and could quite easily match Hiei's speed. She was
also as vicious and unforgiving as Hiei, but she was a woman and women can be
moat sadistic side of any race when they put there mind's to it.
Despite this Kurama still found him self liking this kind, shy girl/woman,
who towered over even him, her smile was as disarming as his own, and he had no
idea why he would do anything for her if she pulled that silly face of her's and
grinned?.. it was all rather confusing, since he was the one normally to do that
kind of thing and get away with it.
"So Bane..." he said with a smile "any luck on a story line yet?" he just had
to ask even though he knew he might not like the answer.
Bane turned her grey/silver eye's thoughtful on him, as she cleaned her
glasses on her T-shirt, not very lady like, Kurama noticed, but he figured Bane
gave up trying to be a lost school girl when she could look over the boy's
"hmm..." she said lost in thought "don't know, I have some ideas... but
nothing firm yet..."
"so what the hell you been typing all this time?!!" Hiei demanded, Kurama
still held the ball of fire firmly in his arms.
Bane put her glasses back on, then brushed long wavy golden hair from her
face, in one flowed motion, a movement now made natural from the years of doing
it... then she regarded Hiei for what seemed like eternity, her grey
blinking and uninterested.
A smile eventually split her lips into a grin of innocently... "I've been
typing all of this" she said as she held out one arm to take in the room, then
she grinned evilly "kind of to get me in practice"
Both Kurama and Hiei just stared at her in surprise...
"Hn!!!" Hiei pounced... 'thwump!!' 'splash'... 'aarrrrgggg!' 'thunk'
there was silence in the room.
"Hiei?" Bane's voice filled with mirth "I don't thing you wanted to do that"
"will the stains come out?" Kurama asked "and the smell?" he's voice
Bane sighed "Kurama... I have no idea... I've never tried to get mouldy
coffee out of hair before"
Or to be continued...
I Mean continued, not as in the next fict (which is crap), but is
kind of continued at the end of each chapter of 'East Meets West'...